- TERRY PRATCHETT LIFE FLASHES BEFORE YOUR EYES FULL
- TERRY PRATCHETT LIFE FLASHES BEFORE YOUR EYES FREE
If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. “Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. “All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.” ( Good Omens)ģ4. “We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.” ( Night Watch) Funny Terry Pratchett Quotes If You could Just Use a Laugh…ģ3. “Anyway, if you stop tellin’ people it’s all sorted out afer they’re dead, they might try sorting it all out while they’re alive. “Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?” ( Going Postal)ģ1. “He’d been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.” ( Mort)ģ0. That is true, it’s called Life.” ( The Last Continent)Ģ9. “It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. RARE, said Death.” ( Sourcery) Terry Pratchett Quotes If You’re Contemplating Mortality…Ģ8. “A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.” ( The Fifth Elephant)Ģ7. “The worst thing you can do is nothing.” ( Snuff) Terry Pratchett Quotes If You’ve Fallen In Love And can’t Snap Out of It…Ģ6.
TERRY PRATCHETT LIFE FLASHES BEFORE YOUR EYES FULL
Change the story, change the world.” ( A Hat Full of Sky)Ģ5. “Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.” ( The Truth)Ģ4. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.” ( I Shall Wear Midnight)Ģ3. “There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.” ( A Hat Full of Sky)Ģ2. And the people there see you differently, too. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. “Why do you go away? So that you can come back. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.” ( A Hat Full of Sky) Terry Pratchett Quotes If You’re Feeling Hopeless and Need Encouragement…Ģ1. “Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It had never let her down.” ( Maskerade) Terry Pratchett Quotes If You’re In a Good Mood and No One Can Stop You…Ģ0. “Nanny’s philosophy of life was to do what seemed like a good idea at the time, and do it as hard as possible. THEY’VE ONLY GOT A FEW YEARS IN THIS WORLD AND THEY SPEND THEM ALL IN MAKING THINGS COMPLICATED FOR THEMSELVES.
“THAT’S MORTALS FOR YOU, Death continued. It’s where belief stops, because it isn’t needed any more.” ( Pyramids)ġ7. “Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn’t believing. “What have I always believed? That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right.” ( Small Gods)ġ6. “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.” ( Lords and Ladies)ġ5. “God does not play dice with the universe He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.” ( Good Omens)ġ4. “It’s still magic even if you know how it’s done.” ( A Hat Full of Sky) Terry Pratchett Quotes If You’re Having an Existential Crisis…ġ3. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.” ( Hogfather)ġ2. “Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” ( Diggers)ġ1. “His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools-the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, ‘You can’t trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there’s nothing you can do about it, so let’s have a drink.’” ( Small Gods)ġ0. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” ( Thud!) Terry Pratchett Quotes If You’re Getting Ready to Go Back to School…ĩ. Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.” ( Moving Pictures)Ĩ. “The whole of life is just like watching a film.
Too much of it kills you.” ( Small Gods)ħ.
TERRY PRATCHETT LIFE FLASHES BEFORE YOUR EYES FREE
“If you trust in yourself…and believe in your dreams…and follow your star…you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.” ( The Wee Free Men) Terry Pratchett Quotes If The Holidays Seem To Pass By Faster Every Year…Ħ.
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